What kind of cheese do Computer Science majors like? STRING cheese! What did the shop proctor say to the E4 student who wanted to give up on their hammer? Where there’s a MILL, there’s a LATHE! Where did all of … Continue reading Not for the Faint of Heart: Painful, Poor Puns

What do you call an underwater troupe of musicians? An ORCAstra! Why was the math textbook banned from the school? Because it was too GRAPHic! What do you say to cheer someone on while they’re digging a hole? GOPHER it! … Continue reading Puns for Punishment and Punalties

What instrument do vegetables like to play? A PICKLEo! How do you get rid of a list? You ARRAYse it! What do you get when you cross coffee and tea? TOFFEE! What lets light into the rooms of Linde Dorm? … Continue reading Pun and Puncil: Written to Ruin Your Day

Why don’t people like carrying bike frames around? Because they’re so unWHEELdy! Why did the hairbrush break up with the paint brush? Because the relationship was so PAINTful! What’s the name of the newspaper that ice cream cones read? The … Continue reading Parlous Puns: Jokes That Will Ruin Your Day

What did the cowboy wear to work? A uniFARM! Why did the integer not want to date the Boolean? Because they they weren’t each others’ TYPE! What happens to magazines after they eat? They DIGEST! Why did the noodle try … Continue reading Punctual Punchlines: Puns for Prompt Petulance

What did the smart triangle say to the dumb triangle? Stop being so OBTUSE!   What did the pencil say to its boyfriend? You LEAD me on!   What did the hook say to the jacket? How’s it HANGING?   … Continue reading Get Your Groan On: More Puns for Everyone

What do computers do in the winter? HIBERNATE!   When do we get rain? When the sky is feeling blue!   What did the tree say to the annoying squirrel? LEAF me alone!   What did the bowling pin say … Continue reading Get Some Corny in Your Diet: Puns for Everyone