Parlous Puns: Jokes That Will Ruin Your Day

Why don’t people like carrying bike frames around?

Because they’re so unWHEELdy!

Why did the hairbrush break up with the paint brush?

Because the relationship was so PAINTful!

What’s the name of the newspaper that ice cream cones read?

The SCOOP!

How did the resistor reject the capacitor’s love?

“WIRE you asking me out? Do you not have the CAPACITY to RESIST me? You know I’m CURRENTly unavailable!”

What do you call a wifi signal that lacks self-confidence?

An INSECURE connection!

What is the most musical food group?

Vegetables, because they got dem BEETS!

How do you discourage someone from doing laundry?

You use DETERgent!

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