Puns for Punishment and Punalties

What do you call an underwater troupe of musicians?

An ORCAstra!

Why was the math textbook banned from the school?

Because it was too GRAPHic!

What do you say to cheer someone on while they’re digging a hole?

GOPHER it!

What do shoes wear on a fancy night out?

LACE!

Why are zippers so cool?

Because they’re FASTENating!

Why couldn’t the water bottle find its cap?

Because it was being held CAPtive!

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