Punctual Punchlines: Puns for Prompt Petulance

What did the cowboy wear to work?

A uniFARM!

Why did the integer not want to date the Boolean?

Because they they weren’t each others’ TYPE!

What happens to magazines after they eat?

They DIGEST!

Why did the noodle try to fly?

Because it thought nothing was imPASTAble!

What did the doctor prescribe for the pen’s bacterial infection?

PENicillin!

What did the shopaholic major in?

BOUGHTany!

Why is the orchestra conductor usually someone who plays brass?

Because brass makes good CONDUCTORS!

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