Pun and Puncil: Written to Ruin Your Day

What instrument do vegetables like to play?

A PICKLEo!

How do you get rid of a list?

You ARRAYse it!

What do you get when you cross coffee and tea?

TOFFEE!

What lets light into the rooms of Linde Dorm?

LINDEows!

What do you call someone who exclusively sells purses?

A PURSEon!

What do you call a Greek autonomous vehicle?

A RHObot!

What kind of flowers do they eat in Greece?

AlfALPHA!

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