What did the smart triangle say to the dumb triangle?

Stop being so OBTUSE!

 

What did the pencil say to its boyfriend?

You LEAD me on!

 

What did the hook say to the jacket?

How’s it HANGING?

 

Why do people think rocks are so insensitive?

Because they all have STONY expressions!

 

What body part tells the worst jokes?

The CORNYea!

 

What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?

A FRIZZbee!

 

How can you get money from ice cream?

You can MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP(s)!

 

What did the first wave say to the second wave?

I BEACH you!

 

What do you call an angry clock?

TICKED off!

 

What’s the worst smelling part of fruits?

The PITS!