Nerd Pickup Lines

Harvey Mudd is a very idiosyncratic place. Our lives drastically differ from that of the “average” college student: dorm culture, homework, general campus “nerdiness.” Why should our love lives be any less unique?

This Valentine’s Day, try some of these great pick-up lines to impress the apple of your eye! *

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Can I have your significant digits?

You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

You must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

You are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

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